All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude i'm inner monologue high
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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