Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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