VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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