Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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