More tranny stories later!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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