i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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