i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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