# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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