a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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