We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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