I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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