OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We had to coat check the pizza.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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