We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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