What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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