Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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