just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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