Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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