Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
