The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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