Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
