Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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