Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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