yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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