went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
BRING THE BAGELS
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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