Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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