weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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