Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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