Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
love makes seman taste better
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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You. Win. At. Life.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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