on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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