Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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