Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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