If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Randomize
