thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
