I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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