If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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