and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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