He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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