I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I have demons in me.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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