i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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