Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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