sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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