I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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