Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
pop tarts are not kleenex
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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