I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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