I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
