Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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