We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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