I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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