I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.