It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.