i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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