my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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