But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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