Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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