you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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